SOMEONE HAS DONE IT!!!

Someone has worked out the meaning of life and it is being sold on eBay at a starting bid of $10.50..bargain!

Get bidding people...this is something that you could make a handsome profit out of knowing!

Designer poop?

Jesus may have turned water into wine, but could he turn poop into gold? These gold pills are solely designed to turn your poos gold. If you like wearing designer labels or having something that no one else has why not take a $425 gold pill and turn your poo into a designer one.

Statement?

Not a fan of animals, but I think this works...probably one of the only things Mary Poppins didn't have in her bag. But who needs a purse, phone and keys, when you can have a fish???

I'm Jess..I study fashion. Chances are I won't blog much about it though...just about the weirdly wonderful things in life!